May 2013
louiswilliams:
i dont think ill ever stop laughing at this
finnxodairr:
do you ever wonder how people even find your blog
Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
whorville:
Happy has five letters Pizza has five letters
This is no coincidence
metaphorically:
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
wheniswarped:
-annoying:
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
blowmeblaine:
blowmeblaine:
blowmeblaine:
the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra
also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right
the two most important things in every girl’s life
the boobs and the laptop
rnemes:
WHY do boys show off their hairy armpits like its something to be proud of
